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WHITL: Gender-Bend

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Lets Change Gender

WARNING: Language, Sexual jokes, Crude humor,

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Cyprus: *Cyprus sat up in his bed and stretched his arms up and let out a shameful moan of relaxation and just enough sleep. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and got out of bed with a yawn. The room was warm and lit up by the sun that shown through his curtains. He went to the bathroom and when he came out he stopped in front of the mirror. Wearing only sleep pants he was able to gaze at himself in his full body mirror, that was attached to the back of his bedroom door.* “Oh Damn I’m Sexy!” *He gloated to himself as he posed and stretched his body in the mirror and made slight kissy faces at himself.*

Voice: “Ugh, how could I make such a self-absorbed character? You’re almost as bad as Alex with your pride and self-devotion.”

Cyprus: *Pausing for a moment, he placed his hands on his hips and titled his face up the ceiling, listening to the voice of his creator.* “Don’t compare me to a character that hasn’t even been introduced yet. Really, at this rate your readers will never get to meet him. You’re lucky I’m here, you take so damn long. We all know the only reason they keep reading this lame story is for me.” *Cyprus winked at himself in the mirror.*

Voice: “Trust me, the story wouldn’t take so long if you weren’t such a difficult person to write for.”

Cyprus: *Let’s out a dramatic sigh.* “I know, perfection is such a hard thing to strive for.”

Voice: “You know, I can very easily erase you.”

Cyprus: *Rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling again with an exhausted expression.* “We back to these idle threats?”

Voice: “Yes. Hmmm, rather than erase you I could so something much worse.” *Her voice had a mischievous tone to it.*

Cyprus: “Really? And what’s that?” *He dared her.*

Voice: “This.” *There was a huge puff of rainbow glittery smoke that consumed the room.* “You all have fun now! Bye-bye!”

Cyprus: *He began coughing and waved his hand back and forth, trying to clear the smoke out of his face.* “What the hell, you trying to kill me!?” *He paused for a moment, listening to the sound of his own voice, but it wasn’t his. The smoke slowly began to clear and Cyprus let out a few more coughs, holding his hand to his throat, squinting his eyes, and trying to see through the dissipating smoke.* “Hey! Answer me!” *He yelled out but there was no reply.* “Figures.” *Glaring up at the ceiling he shook his head and then looked back in the mirror.* “What the fuck!?” *Cyprus gasped as he stared shockingly into the mirror. He staggered a moment before he braced his palm against his dresser and gaped in the stranger reflected back.*

*He was a woman, a fucking woman, boobs as clear as day hanging on his naked chest. Even his hair had changed from being straight to fuller and wavy down his back to his ass, and even that had gained volume. His abs had been traded in for a slender flat stomach….and…*

Cyprus: “Oh no no no no, not him too!” *Cyprus timidly pressed his palm against his crotch, before touching there he knew it was gone.* “Noooooo!” *He paced the room with his hand still grabbing his now dickless crotch.* “I’m-a kill you for this creator. I swear! Of all things to take away; my dick! My dick for a…a…a…a vag!”

Tyler: (In his room.) “OH MY FUCKING GOD! CYPRUS! CYPRUS!” *He shouted in an unusually high pitched voice.*

Cyprus: “Ty! Oh no, not you too buddy!” *Cyprus threw the door open and ran into the living room just as Tyler was coming out of his own room.*

Tyler: “Dude I have boobs! And look! *Tyler grabbed the underside of his breasts through his T-shirt and lifted them, squeezing.* “And they are freaking huge!” *Tyler continued to cup his huge breasts and lift them up and down, clearly enjoying his new body. Looking up finally he paused and stared at Cyprus with a confused expression.* “Dude, why do you have boobs?”

Cyprus: *He didn’t answer right away because he didn’t know what to say. Tyler had changed just as clearly as he had. Not only gaining large breasts, which were a cup size he couldn’t even begin to guess at, but thicker thighs and hips. His hair was still short like a pixie cut, but his body was voluptuous in every way. Cyprus shook his head to clear his thoughts and stammered out his answer.* “We both have boobs idiot, and I pissed off the creator so she uh…yeah…punished us…”

Tyler: *Hands still gripping his boobs, listened to Cyprus before he burst into laughter.* “Ha! Punishment! This is freaking amazing! Cy! I can grab my own boobs! As much as I want! And they’re perfect! Oh man, this is just like a dream come true! Not only do I have these amazing tits but I have a vagina too! Cyprus! A vagina!” *Tyler let go of his breasts and pulled the band of his boxers out and stared down into them.* “And it’s beautiful too.” *There was fake tearful love in his voice as he smiled down into his boxers.*

Cyprus: *Rolling his eyes he crossed his arms over his chest and pouted with much annoyance.* “This is torture.”

Tyler: “Cyyy, your boobs.” *Tyler walked forward and pulled at Cyprus’ arms, trying to move them away from his chest.* “They’re so pretty!”

Cyprus: *So used to walking around the apartment shirtless he had forgotten that he was standing in the living room without one on, so his boobs were hanging out there for Tyler to inspect.* “Ty, back off.” *Cyprus blushed at the way Tyler stared at his new breasts with awe. They were smaller then Tyler’s, probably about a C cup, he didn’t really know. Not being an expert on what men found attractive in a woman’s breasts. He guessed they were nice though because Tyler wouldn’t stop staring at them. It was kind of awkward.*

Tyler: *He held Cyprus’s arms away from his body and smiled at Cy’s newly acquired tits.* “The nipples are so perky and so even. The creator really was gracious when she gave you these. Your body is like something off ‘Bay Watch’. Dude, even your face is girlier, you’re so beautiful!” *Tyler used a finger to poke at one of Cy’s nipples.* “We should totally have lesbian sex!” *He bursts out in excitement, pushing himself closer to Cy’s body, ready to go out it right here on the living room floor.*

Cyprus: *At this he blushed and slapped Tyler’s hands away and took a few steps back.* “Like hell we should! Knock it off with all the…touching!”

Tyler: *Crossing his arms over his chest he gave Cyprus a look of disappointment and irritation.* “Really? How’s it feel to get a taste of molestation for once hu? Not so fun is it?”

Cyprus: *Giving a fake sniffle.* “No it’s not. I want my own body back.*

Tyler: *Nodding with an approval.* “Learned your lesson?”

Cyprus: “No, I’m so going to grab your junk after this is over.”

Tyler: “What!?”

Cyprus: “Yup.”

Tyler: “Whatever, I’m going to go touch myself now.” *Turns to leave.*

Cyprus: “Nooo, don’t do it!”

~KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK~

*They both stopped and turned to look towards the direction of the door.*

Tyler: “You answer it.”

Cyprus: *Shakes his head frantically.* “I can’t, I don’t have a shirt on.”

Tyler: “Just go look out the peep hole.”

Cyprus: “You go! You still look the most like…well…you…”

Tyler: *Fake gasp.* “What’s that’s supposed to mean!?”

~KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK~

Cyprus: *Frantic now, inching towards the entry way only to turn back around and plead at Tyler.* “You know, the most boyish still…ugh, come on, go answer it.”

Tyler: *Gasps at Cyprus and places his hands on his hips.* “Are you calling me ugly!?”

Cyprus: *Confused face.* “N-no…?”

Tyler: *Places one hand near his mouth as if he was going to cry.* “Better not, ‘girl-me’ is sensitive.”

~KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK~

*The knocks were louder this time and rushed.*

Cyprus: ‘Tyler!”

Distant voice: “Guys, I can hear you in there. It’s Jaidyn! Answer the door! Please!”

Cyprus: *Looks over at the door as he rounded the corner. The voice that had called out was a girls voice, soft, and defiantly not Jaidyn’s voice.* “Oh no! She got him too!” *Cyprus rushed over and flung the door open, hiding behind it as a figured ran in. He recognized the hoodie as Jaidyn’s “Zelda” jacket.* “Jaidyn?”

Jaidyn: *Going into the living room he stood there in the middle and slowly peeled back the black hood.* “Can someone please explain why I’m a…a girl?”

Cyprus: *He stared for a moment confused because Jaidyn still looked like Jaidyn. The hair was a little longer in the front and his eyes were rounder; the lashes fuller, as were his lips, but still Jaidyn. He was girly to begin with so it was hard to see the difference. Jaidyn was dressed like his normal self too and the hoodie hid his breasts because it was bulky.* “I don’t know Jaidyn are you sure you’re a girl?” *He wasn’t convinced.*

Tyler: “Yeah, I’m not convinced either. You were pretty girly before. We want proof.” *He poked at Jaidyn’s cheek with a grin on his face.*

Jaidyn: *He glared between Tyler and Cyprus, trying very hard not to blush at Cyprus’ naked breasts. With a moan of resistance he unzipped his jacket and tossed it to Cyprus.* “Cover yourself would ya?” *Then he pulled his T-shirt down, flattening it over his chest, and revealed two small lumps on his chest. His face was beet red as he did this. Rather than have large full breasts like Cyprus and Tyler, his were dainty and small.* “See…”

Tyler: *Staring with a still unconvinced look.* “Oh come on, just show us!” *Tyler reached down and grabbed the front of Jaidyn’s shirt and pulled it up over Jaidyn’s face. Upon seeing his chest Tyler let out a loud cry of delight.* “OH MY GOD! THEY ARE SO CUTE AND LITTLE! Cy look at this! His nipples are pink like little kitten paws! Ahhh! They’re adorable!”

Cyprus: *Pulling the hoodie on as best he could, not being able to zip it all the way up, he was distracted until Ty started awing over Jaidyn’s breasts. Turing his face up he immediately turned beet red as well and stared. Breasts were never a turn on, but the thought of Jaidyn, with a penis, and these two cute breasts was suddenly a major fetish thought now. Cyprus cupped his heated cheeks and awed with Tyler.* “Jaidyn, I wish you still had your penis. This is so freaking hot now.”

Jaidyn: *His face was buried in his shirt and it was so red he was almost happy they couldn’t see him. He waved his arms and growled out in irritation as they continued to talk about his new body. This was beyond immature and he didn’t like being stared at.* “Would you two stop it! Leave me alone!” *He grabbed at his shirt and tried to pull it back down.*

Tyler: “I know right! You might as well be a boy, they are so little. What are they? A’s?” *Tyler reached forward and cupped one of Jaidyn’s breasts.*

Jaidyn: *He let out a loud yelp and practically jumped backwards, pulling himself away from Tyler.* “Let me go! Ahhh! You-you, keep your hands off me!” *Jaidyn’s face was lit up like fire as he hugged his shirt down and stared at Tyler with dismay.* “An-and they are totally B's!”

Tyler: *He burst out laughing at the frazzled look on Jaidyn’s face.* “Are not!”

Cyprus: *Smiling.* “As’ all the way Jaidyn. Any bigger and I wouldn’t like them.”

Tyler: *Trying to compose himself as he wiped tears out of his eyes.* “What are you talking about Cy? You hate boobs.”

Cyprus: *Looking over at Tyler just as surprised.* “I know, it’s weird. Normally I hate anything that even looks like a boob, but when I saw Jaidyn’s cute little breasts with the adorable pink nipples I totally got a lady boner. It has to be penis Jaidyn with boobs though, if he has a vag deals off.”

Jaidyn: *His head whipped back and forth as he listened to them talk. He was amazed at how carefree they seemed while he was still very much confused.* “Guys, I’m all girl. Even down there.”

*Tyler and Cyprus both looked over at Jaidyn. Cyprus looked disappointed while Tyler looked intrigued.*

Tyler: “Really?” *He inched forward and Cyprus grabbed him by the back of the shirt.*

Cyprus: “Down boy, it’s still Jaidyn; you can’t have sex with him even if he does have a vagina now.”

Tyler: “B-but it would be hot lesbian sex, that can’t count?” *He looked over his shoulder and pouted his plush lips.*

Cyprus: “It counts.”

~BANG BANG BANG~

Distant voice: “OPEN THE DOOR THIS INSTANT!!!”

*At this everyone jumped and looked towards the door; they hesitated because the voice that shouted was male and very angry.*

Cyprus: *He held up his fingers and counted to three slowly then looked at Tyler and Jaidyn and thought very hard as to whom they were missing. The banging started up again and Cyprus let out a loud gasp and then burst into hysterical laughter. Tyler stared, as did Jaidyn, as Cyprus nearly dropped to the floor. He stayed hunched over as he laughed himself to tears and slowly made his way over to the door.* “Ohhh-oh-ahhh! M-my-my sides…they hurt!” *He laughed out the words as he twisted the handle, nearly falling backwards, still laughing. A large figure in a tan trench coat shoved the door open and stomped into the living room. The trench had a hood and, whoever it was, they kept the hood far down hiding their face.*

Tyler: “Umm…” *He was a little nervous, Cyprus must know who this was to let him in while they were in this state, but he had no idea just who this could be.* “Just who are you?”

Jaidyn: *He leaned over a little, trying to see the strangers face, but the person just avoided him and he saw the hint of a blush on the man’s shadowed cheeks.*

Cyprus: *He was still choking back laugher as he came up behind the stranger and yanked the hood back. This action revealed shiny sun blonde hair and creamy skin and eyes the color of sapphires and a face that looked like something out of “Vogue” magazine. Instantly Tyler and Jaidyn caught on as to who this man was.*

Jaidyn: “Trisha?” *She nodded.*

Tyler: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *He fell to his knees, held his head in his hands, and wailed, screaming to the ceiling.* “Punish us! Torture us! But please, Creator! Bring back to me my lovely goddess of beauty!” *He let his hands fall limp at his sides and stared up at Trisha with real tears at the corners of his eyes.*

Cyprus: *Choking a chuckle. He waved his hand limply with mock sarcasm.* “Oh yes! Take the penis away. Take it away!” *He smirked, an evil glint in his eye.* “Are you really packing down there now?” *He reached around Trisha’s now much less curvy hip, slipped his hand between the open part of her trench, and grabbed her cock through her pants.*

Trisha: “Ahhhh!” *Trisha yelled, more like shrieked, she turned around and wacked Cyprus upside the head.* “How dare you touch me like that! Just because I’m…different now…does not give you the right to treat me like one of your play things!” *Her face bore gritted teeth and a blush that went all the way to her ears.*

Cyprus: *Rubbing his head a little and continued to smirk at her all the same.* “Damn Trish, Creator was generous to you too. Sure you don’t want to take that thing for a test drive?” *He winked at her.*

Tyler: *Whines.*

Trisha: *Gasps at him.* “Do not be so vulgar to assume I am enjoying this! I hate it! I-I I can’t even sit right and it’s so hard to walk with this…thing!” *She was slightly hunched over and her legs were bent and closed at the knees like she was trying to hide something.* “And now it won’t stay still…” *She mumbled the last part, obviously embrassed.*

Cyprus: *His brows rose in surprise and he leered at her with a most charming smile.* “Aww, does poor little Trish have an erection?” *His voice sounded like he was talking to a small child, and enjoying her pain.*

Tyler: *Leaning in closer, also surprised, and curious.* “Oh Trisha, did my new, amazing, boobies, give you one!?” *He cupped his breasts again and squeezed them, looking at her in concern, seriously thinking he was the case.*

Trisha: *Biting her lower lip, she looked up at Tyler and gasped. She swatted his hands away from his obnoxiously huge breasts.* “Stopping touching those! They are not toys!”

Tyler: *Pouted at her.* “How can I not? I don’t see how women can go around all day and not just hold them while you walk.” *He poked at his again and again Trisha smacked his hand away with a glare. He made a sad face at her and groaned. Male Trisha was so very handsome and for some reason he found his new body attracted to her, he still loved the female Trisha, but girl Tyler was turned on. Trisha was taller now, hair still long, but only enough to brush her shoulders, and it was thin too. Her face was longer and lips thinner, which made her face fine cut and gorgeous. Her shoulders were broad and when she finally untied the trench coat he could see that her exposed chest was strong and masculine. She wasn’t overly built, but the Creator had given her a male body to make girls swoon.* “Trisha, you’re so handsome.”

Trisha: *Her face reddened at the compliment and she looked down at the floor and mumbled.* “Just tell me how to make it go away.”

Tyler: “Hu?”

Trisha: “Don’t play dumb, just tell me.”

Tyler: “What?”

Trisha: “……”

Cyprus: *Laughter evident in his voice.* “She wants to know how to take down her tent!” *He pointed at Trisha’s lower half.*

Jaidyn: *He had been quiet, listening to their bickering, their personalities hadn’t changed that part was obvious. He looked at what Cyprus was pointing at and had to stifle his own fit of hysterics.* “Oh my…”

Tyler: “What are you two--” *He stopped mid-sentence and stared at the bulge in Trisha’s pants. There in her crotch region was her evident erection. He didn’t think Cyprus could have been right, but here it was. Men got erections over the littlest things but as you got older you learned to control it and get rid of the random ones rather easily. So Trisha with her new all male body didn’t have a clue what was going on or how to make it go away.* “Ummm…”

Trisha: *She let out what sounded like a ting of pain and frantics.* “I knew it, this body is sick, perverted, and has a mind of its own.”

Cyprus: “Yup, welcome to guy world with 24/7 access to porn. Have at it! I’ll show you were Tyler keeps his good stuff! Or wait; do you want gay porn instead? Lesbians?”

Jaidyn: *He elbowed Cyprus in the stomach to stop him from babbling anymore nonsense. He felt bad for Trisha, out of all of them she had it the worst.* “Try thinking of something else; something that you hate or that you find disgusting.” *He gave her a little smile, but she didn’t return it.*

Cyprus: *He rolled his eyes and stomped off towards the kitchen. Everyone watched with confused faces, Trisha’s looked slightly worried. Cy opened up the freezer and pulled out a try of ice cubes. He cracked half the tray out into an empty cup.*

Tyler: “Thirsty?” *He raised any eyebrow up and watched with growing suspicion.*

Cyprus: *He didn’t say anything, instead he brought the cup of ice back over and Jaidyn caught on to what he was going to do.*

Jaidyn: “Cyprus don’t!” *He stepped forward a little, reaching out to grab Cyprus’ arm.*

Trisha: *She looked over at Jaidyn.* “Do what?” *She soon found out though. Cyprus reached down and pulled the band of her sweat pants out and dumped the cup of ice cubes down her pants. She wasn’t wearing any underwear so the ice hit directly and caused her to half squeal, half scream, out in surprise.* “Wahhhh!” *Trisha slapped the cup out of Cy’s hand and began shaking ice out of her pants.* “W-what was that FOR!” *Her face was red as she sort of danced around the room knocking ice all over the floor.*

Jaidyn: *He held back a snicker.*

Tyler: *He wasn’t sure whether to laugh or help her out. Instead he picked up the empty cup and began collecting the dropped ice cubes, trying his best not to watch her.* “Cyprus that was mean!” *He shot a look up at Cy who only returned it by making a ‘WHAT’ face.* “Trisha, are you ok?” *His voice was shy with a blush.”

Trisha: “Am I ok!? He-you-he!” *She stared wide eyed at him, flabbergasted.* “UGGGHHH!” *She grabbed a fist full of her hair and made a noise of frustration.*

Cyprus: “Well, it fixed the problem right. No more wood.” *He shrugged and placed his hands on his hips, watching her with fake exasperation.* “No need to thank me, I was happy to help you out, I could always help in other ways…if you know what I mean.” *Bringing his hand up to his mouth me made the motion that was obviously meant to represent a blow job.* “I took a good gander at your erection, veeerrryyyy NICE.” *His smile twisted into something that made everyone in the room shiver.*

Trisha: “Y-you-you ASS! Stay away from me! Don’t touch me! Don’t look at me! Don’t even think about me! Ugh! You never used to be this sickening to me when I was a woman! Why are you such an animal?” *Her face was beyond red and her ears burned just a hotly. She was happy her erection was gone but, he saw IT. She shut her eyes and fell backwards, collapsing on the couch, and burying her face in her hands.*

Tyler: *He went and disposed of the half melted ice into the kitchen sink. As he came back around he hissed in Cy’s ear.* “Heartless Beast!”

Cyprus: “Wh-what! I helped her out! I can’t help it that she is kind of sexy to me now! It’s in my nature.” *He grinned.* “I’m like a wild cougar ready to strike at a wounded deer.” *He made playful clawing motions at Jaidyn and smiled at him.*

Jaidyn: *Rolls his eyes and walks away, taking a seat next to Trisha.*

Tyler: *Chuckles, loving how Jaidyn is unfazed by Cyprus’s flirts. There was an awkward silence as they all calmed themselves and recollected on the important matter at hand.*

Trisha: *She rubbed her dimples before letting out a long sigh.* “Now tell me what you did to drag us all into this mess…Cyprus.” *Her voice sounded beyond exhausted.*

Cyprus: *His head shot up and he looked at her with wide eyes full of surprise. His voice was a pitiful whine as he tried to look innocent.* “Why is everyone blaming me?”

Trisha: *Crossing her arms over her now broad chest and she spoke up at him with a condensing tone in her voice.* “Because you are the only one stupid enough to make the Creator this mad.”

Tyler: *Shrugs his shoulders and nods in approval.* “She’s got you on that one.”

Jaidyn: *Nods his head slowly, listening with approval. Cyprus had been his first thought too.* “Their right; this is entirely your fault. You’re too rude to her, and you’re difficult to deal with, I’m surprised she hasn’t pulled something like this sooner.”

Cyprus: *His face was full of heat now, embarrassed, everyone was blaming him and he wasn’t even sure what he had said to make the Creator mad. It wasn’t like he had behaved any differently than his usual self.* “I didn’t know she would do this…” *His voice trailed off as he quietly took the blame.*

Trisha: *Rolls her eyes.* “Well she has, she’s taken you, and all of us, out of our comfort zones. Stripped you of all your tools of seduction, so to speak, this is a punishment for your foolish arrogant ways.” *She leaned back into the couch and glared at Cyprus.* “I just wish she didn’t feel the need to bring all of us down with you. So, how does it feel to be the vulnerable one for a change?” *As much as she hated her own situation, seeing Cyprus as the thing he despised the most was amusing nevertheless.*

Cyprus: *His face held a slight pout, staring at her, knowing she was secretly enjoying this.* “It sucks, being a chick sucks. I don’t know how you deal with these things.” *He grabbed his breasts and cringed.* “There so freaking sensitive, these boobs are worse than my dick; at least my dick I’m in control of.”

Jaidyn: “HA!” *He sputters out his laugh before covering his mouth.*

Cyprus: *Looks up and over at him, his face very unamused.* “Got something to say flat chest?”

Jaidyn: “Nope.” *He played with edge of his shirt, keeping his grinning face turned away.* “Nothing at all.”

Cyprus: *Raised an eyebrow at him.*

Tyler: “Come on dude, chick Cy is better.”

Cyprus: *Slowly looks over at him.* “I’m not going to scissor with you, so stop trying to flatter me.”

Tyler: *Gasp face.* “Why not!?”

Trisha: *Makes a disgusted face, waving her hands in the air.* “Would you two stop it! Gross! Ugh! I swear you two never grew up!” *Her face was still frazzled, completely out of her comfort zone as she tried to calm her nerves. Tyler and Cyprus calmed down as well as they waited for her to continue.* “Well, Cyprus, do you have any notions as to how long we will be stuck like this?”

Cyprus: “Ugh…”

~3 DAYS LATER~

Cyprus: *Laying naked sprawled out on the floor in front on a large fan.* “Oh for fucks sake! How long is this hot flash going to last!? I’m dying!” *Cyprus’ whole body was covered in sweat and his hair was a tangled mess. His whole body had been changing from hot to cold like crazy and he felt ready to tear his own hair out. He was irritable beyond words and his boobs ached too.* “Oh god, I feel horny on top of it all. Ty! Do me!” *He cried out, not caring who heard him.* “We’ll scissor I swear!”

Tyler: *Sitting at the kitchen counter stuffing his face with pickles and ice cream.* “Ehh, maybe later.” *Sex actually wasn’t on his mind as of late. More importantly he couldn’t decide what he wanted to eat. First it was ice cream, now pickles, and he really wanted chocolate badly!* “Do you have any chocolate?”

Cyprus: *Spreads his legs for the fan, ignoring Ty’s question.* “Oh God! This feels so good!”

Jaidyn: *Curled up on the couch with a heating pad against his stomach. He let out a light moan as he turned over gingerly. He was just as hot as Cyprus, but in a pain beyond words, and the pad between his legs felt odd and uncomfortable. He now understood why girls complained about their periods so much.* “Would you two please be quite.”

Tyler: *Swallowing his mouth full.* “Your stomach still hurt Babe?”

Jaidyn: *Nodding softly.* “Mmhm…”

*The bath room door opened and Trisha stepped out to lean against the door frame. Her eyes were blood shot, she looked exhausted, and her limp cock was hanging out, and right now she didn’t care who saw it.*

Trisha: “We’re out of toilet paper.” *While the women were going there their problems, she had been forced to deal with an erection that kept coming and going and coming back again. Finally she gave in and decided to take matters into her own hands, literally. Sadly, it never stayed away for long though. She was going crazy with lust, she had never felt it this badly before.*

Cyprus: *Looks over at her, legs stills spread.* “Do me.”

Trisha: *Automatic response in a deep lusty voice.* “Maybe.”

Cyprus: *Blushes.*

Trisha: *Realizing what she had just said she turns back around and locks herself in the bathroom.*

Tyler: *In sing song voice as he dips his pickle into the ice cream and eats it.* “Awkward.”

~The End~

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I am so sorry! I beg for your forgiveness! So here! Have some crack!

This started out as an April Fool’s joke, but it took too long to finish so I am posting it now. It was actually finished last month, but I wanted to wait to post it along side the illustration that :iconsketchymaloo: so kindly did for me! Since this was just meant to be fun crack writing I wrote it very simply like I would for a role play.


Drawing---><---PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! Sketchy worked very VERY hard on this for you all (and me *hugs*). It’s an amazing pic and deserves lots of love!!!


Now, FEMALE Alex is in this picture. I allowed him to be included since for one, it’s not giving away much, two, Alex would make a sexy woman. Hur hur hur!

So please enjoy my crack and look out for Chapter Nine! It’s almost done!!!

The title for Chapter Nine is: “Birthday Kisses” and Alex will appear in it for the first time.

Love you All!

~Isika

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MatthewKoon's avatar
I got so many weird looks when reading this, I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing, sometimes my characters piss me off too ;D